The Barefoot Contessa (or maybe ConNessa?)

Now, ya'll know how much I love shoes. Everyone has commented on my reasonably large collection of shoes at one time or another. Believe it or not, I love being barefoot even more. Nothing feels better than cool grass between your toes or thick black mud for that matter. If I didn't have to wear shoes ever again, I would only put on my sexy stilettos for dates or when I feel like it and would spend the rest of my life completely barefoot. Arizona's good like that. At least until it gets so hot I could get 3rd degree burns from the sand...