14 March 2005
Is it bad that my biggest goal for the summer is to get really tan? Why am I asking? I know it's bad for me, but I can't help it. I don't know why I bother asking because no one can dissuade me from my goal. My pregnant sister is already a lot tanner than I am and I'm determined to make her look pasty in comparison to me by the end of this. Besides, she has to give birth in August and I'll still be laying out. She and I had a plan to lay in the sun all morning today, but it didn't work out. But tomorrow, I'm spending all my time before work laying out at the YMCA pool. So what if I'm gonna be as wrinkled as your mom's fat rolls by the time I'm 40? I'm gonna be tan this summer!