For those who were wondering, I am not auditioning for American Idol. There are a lot of reasons, I'll list some of them so you can get a better idea why not:
One being America's decision to crown Buffy the Fashion Slayer as this year's winner. Seriously ya'll, she can sing alright, but Vonzell was 200% better and had way more personality.
Reason two is that I'm not a competitive person, but I'm a Diva. I don't want to compete, I would just expect to win.
Three, I'm not up for the drama. I dont' think I could handle the hysterical-overly-dramatic-my-life-will-end-if-I-don't-get-on-this-show-
really-a-cry-for-help sobbing fools.
Four, I don't want to be famous, I just want to have some really great pictures taken of myself that I can hang in every room of my house.
Oh, and I want to record a CD; somehow Joe, Moydie, Me, two guitars, an amp, and a mini-disk recorder in a very small bathroom just doesn't cut it.
Another thing, I don't know if I can make sell-out music. I don't mean that in the "I hope it sells out" kind of way, I mean it in the "bands with street cred shouldn't sell out to a big label" kinda way. But what is that and why do I think like that? Everyone starts a band for a little recognition and hopefully some money. I think I just need a blues band and some weekend gigs here and there and a good photographer and a small fan club and I'll be alright. Oh yeah, and these.
And did I mention that I like my life as it is right now? Except for my lack of red stiletto boots...