01 September 2005

Delusions of Grandeur

For those who were wondering, I am not auditioning for American Idol. There are a lot of reasons, I'll list some of them so you can get a better idea why not:
One being America's decision to crown Buffy the Fashion Slayer as this year's winner. Seriously ya'll, she can sing alright, but Vonzell was 200% better and had way more personality.
Reason two is that I'm not a competitive person, but I'm a Diva. I don't want to compete, I would just expect to win.
Three, I'm not up for the drama. I dont' think I could handle the hysterical-overly-dramatic-my-life-will-end-if-I-don't-get-on-this-show-
I-sold-my-wedding-ring/soul-I-don't-get-out-much-this-audition-is-
really-a-cry-for-help sobbing fools.
Four, I don't want to be famous, I just want to have some really great pictures taken of myself that I can hang in every room of my house.
Oh, and I want to record a CD; somehow Joe, Moydie, Me, two guitars, an amp, and a mini-disk recorder in a very small bathroom just doesn't cut it.
Another thing, I don't know if I can make sell-out music. I don't mean that in the "I hope it sells out" kind of way, I mean it in the "bands with street cred shouldn't sell out to a big label" kinda way. But what is that and why do I think like that? Everyone starts a band for a little recognition and hopefully some money. I think I just need a blues band and some weekend gigs here and there and a good photographer and a small fan club and I'll be alright. Oh yeah, and these.
And did I mention that I like my life as it is right now? Except for my lack of red stiletto boots...

6 comments:

Jon said...

You're absolutely right. You can fulfill my dream of you becoming president just fine without all that other stuff.

Kirsten said...

um when your famous can I have those shoes too??

kat said...

that sounds like a good dream.
can i be president of your fan club?

Erika said...

Yeah, I'm the president of Kat's fan club and am loving it.

Nama said...

you totally don't need to be famous to have those shoes! ow!

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