Since I'm sure ya'll are dying to know (yeah right)...
This is more or less what my hair looks like.
(Jon, my love, I only cut a few inches inches off.)
Actually this is more, rather than less, what my hair looks like.
Well... this is nearly exactly the same.
But I think mine's prettier.
Cuz mine's a li'l bit darker.
And tons shinier.
And I think I'm prettier.
Not that I'm vain or anything.
Well, maybe I am.
Deal with it.