I found a half-empty bottle of tequila and a shot glass in my freezer while looking for ice cream.
Yesterday, I spent an hour reading about politics and world issues and two hours reading celebrity gossip. Luckily, I only took notes on the world issues.
I sometimes wonder if my sister will EVER have her baby.
I'm shocked every morning to find that yes, my foot still hurts terribly. Maybe 3 weeks is a little long to wait before getting an x-ray...
When I'm stressed out or not feeling particularly well, I have to fight the urge to go makeup shopping. Sometimes I'm unsuccessful.
I find Scottish accents undeniably sexy.
I watched 3 movies that I did not like and would never recommend last week.
I would rather have a tooth extracted by a homeless man than step foot in another Wal-Mart.
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That tequila was mine. I hope you didn't throw it away, I was wondering where I put it. Actually, I was holding it for my homeless dentist who, after drinking, likes to put on KISS makeup and do root canals. His office is located in a Wal-Mart, if you can believe that.
Oh how I love and miss this interaction. This is why I went over for some Villa lovin' day before last.
Thanks Jay. :D
scottish men...droooooll..
and amen to saying no to wal-mart!! filthy capitalist pigs.
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