I found a half-empty bottle of tequila and a shot glass in my freezer while looking for ice cream.
Yesterday, I spent an hour reading about politics and world issues and two hours reading celebrity gossip. Luckily, I only took notes on the world issues.
I sometimes wonder if my sister will EVER have her baby.
I'm shocked every morning to find that yes, my foot still hurts terribly. Maybe 3 weeks is a little long to wait before getting an x-ray...
When I'm stressed out or not feeling particularly well, I have to fight the urge to go makeup shopping. Sometimes I'm unsuccessful.
I find Scottish accents undeniably sexy.
I watched 3 movies that I did not like and would never recommend last week.
I would rather have a tooth extracted by a homeless man than step foot in another Wal-Mart.