Chocolate is my boyfriend

I've been having a stereotypical girl weekend. The problem is that all my girlfriends are out of state. I went to buy face wash yesterday and ended up with 3 new eyeshadow colors, a new lip gloss, and delicious rosemary mint soap. Not to mention the 3 different lotions I tried on. Tonight, my poor visiting teachers had to listen to me rant and rave about my life's mission to help the masses discover their true beauty. And today was the first time in, well, I don't know how long, that I actually missed having a boyfriend. Or at the very least, a cuddle buddy. Instead I curled up with a chick flick and a snicker's bar. It's all good though, tomorrow I'm going to help my sister figure out how to style her disastrous new haircut. That should set everything to rights.