This was the "About Me" section, but I wanted to change that and keep this.

I thought I was a vixen. Jon told me so. But when I looked it up in the dictionary, it defined vixen as an ill-tempered woman. Where all this time I've used it like "bombshell." I thought it meant I was flirtatious and foxy, not a she-goat or hellcat like Webster seems to think. It is related to the word fox, so maybe it's ok after all. Holy crap Jon! What kind of girl do you think I am?