Kat has one. And because Kat is my idol, I want one too. You know, a "back-up." I'll be 32 in seven years. I would like to be married by then. But just in case...
I am reasonably easy to get along with. I talk in my sleep and steal the covers, and I swear when I stub my toes, but I can cook. And I think I'm funny. And I smell good 94% of the time. And I'm a freakin' bombshell.
Must be male.
And not newly-straight.
Or only sometimes straight.
I'm talking straight-up straight. (More on this later.)
Must be taller than 5'5".
Broad shoulders and nice arms preferable. (Nice = good at cuddling.)
LDS a must.
Must be able to read and write.
English speaking is negotiable.
Domestic skills a must. (Cuz I won't wait on yo' lazy behind.)
Basic hygiene a must.
Touchy touchy a must.
Yup, that about does it.
I'm not too picky.
Applicants may apply in the comments section of this blog. Even if you are not applying to be my "back-up," please comment anyway.