I wanted to send you something amazing sexy and beautiful for Christmas but the postman told me to get my butt out of the mailbox! Merry Christmas!
I love you. You know that. I'm pretty lucky to have you as a friend too!
Don't you throw your bosom in my face Rose Nylen.
Your lips look wrinkled. Do you want me to press them?
Is your daddy a baker? Cuz your buns are hot.
Your mama's so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
You're Gretel playing in that gingerbread house and that old lady's gonna push you in the oven!
Is your last name Visa? Cuz you're everywhere I want to be.
You don't have to take that from no punk-ass crab!
We must/we must/we must increase our bust/the bigger the better/the tighter the sweater/the boys depend on us!
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Stress: when your body says no and your mouth says, sure I would love to.
Give him a pair of cement shoes and feed him to the fishies.
Thankfully you gots the brain power to do him in first.
Oh Leah, how I miss you...
Too bad I'm more broke than your mom's floor.
Happy forced appreciation day. But the appreciation I have for you is pure and holy. Because I love you.