Lamé and I are breaking up. We've been together for three years. I put up with the one unusable door and then the two unusable windows, but an unusable air conditioner? In the desert?! That's the last straw. I'm replacing her with this:
Hopefully this little baby will be in my possession by the end of next week. It's a Toyota Yaris hatchback. It's teeny weeny and gets really great gas mileage. After all, I am only one person. My mom said, "What are you going to do when you get married and have kids?" I'll sell it, yo. If it were up to her, I'd buy a minivan "just in case." I need some help with names for it. I won't know if it's male or female until I have it in my possession, so I'm open to all kinds of names. Bring it.