28 July 2007

Breaking up isn't hard to do...

Lamé and I are breaking up. We've been together for three years. I put up with the one unusable door and then the two unusable windows, but an unusable air conditioner? In the desert?! That's the last straw. I'm replacing her with this:

Hopefully this little baby will be in my possession by the end of next week. It's a Toyota Yaris hatchback. It's teeny weeny and gets really great gas mileage. After all, I am only one person. My mom said, "What are you going to do when you get married and have kids?" I'll sell it, yo. If it were up to her, I'd buy a minivan "just in case." I need some help with names for it. I won't know if it's male or female until I have it in my possession, so I'm open to all kinds of names. Bring it.

7 comments:

Kayla said...

I kind of the Stewart would be a good name if he turns out to be a boy. Lula Belle she turns out to be a girl.

Leah Vanessa said...

Ha ha! My mama calls me Lulubelle so I don't know if I should name it after myself. Maybe though. Oooh, I like Lula May. Holly Golightly's real name.

Nama said...

how about lois if it's a girl and clarke if it's a boy.

Em said...

HEY!!! That's the car that I want!!!! And it will be mine! Oh, yes! It will be mine!!

Leah Vanessa said...

Oh yeah Em? Let's see who gets it first!

Em said...

The race is on!

matt said...

im just gonna make a list.

chuck, bumble bee, friday, mila, crunch, spider, hot wheels, money maker, widow maker, brain bucket, tiny tim, patton, rev, spoonman, mr belvedere, spoiler, gus, clementine, the avenger, charade, victor, body bag, bertha, shotgun, plamen, stat, blitzkrieg, vixen, sandman, milkshake, oj, olaf, treadstone, goose, dugan, fubar, vulcan, hilda, huckleberry, ludwig, pogo, sitting bull, taquito, tom,

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